In my world, no one does something without a reason. And if you don’t tell me the reason for doing something, I will make up a suitable reason for you. And even if you do provide a reason for your action (or inaction), I will second guess and evaluate and analyze that reason’s validity.
You see, I want to be really sure your reason is true. You may say it’s one thing and in reality, your reason is another. And you may not intend to lie about your reason, but the end result is the same. Your reason you verbally stated is not actually your reason.
Thus, the precedent is set—I must evaluate any and all reasons, for I, the great Jessica, could very well uncover the true reason for what you have done or not done. I could unravel your life or put it all back together by this one revelation.
It’s important, people. Very very important. So give me your reasons, and I’ll give you my expert opinion on whether or not this is your reason. Or I’ll just make up a reason for you not giving me a reason.
