"No, we can't play when we are in time out."

"Yes, we have to wipe your nose when it has mucus. Mucus means snot."

"We HAVE to eat instead of playing with our food."

So this is how the blog started--a list of things I say on a daily basis.

Then, I thought of what I DON'T say on a daily basis.

And the N word came to mind.

How is it that I can't/am forbidden to/can be imprisoned for calling an African American a "nigger" (which I don't make a habit of doing but I'm getting ahead of myself.) but it's perfectly tolerable if not morally acceptable for said African American to call me a "cracker"?!

I just can't understand that. BOTH are derogatory terms. Both discriminate. Both are racial slurs. But because I am white, I cannot call this African American a "Nigger" after said African American called me a cracker.

Why do I get slammed with a racist suit and title and guilt trip?!

Is it because of a slavery issue that existed over a hundred years ago? And if it is, GET. OVER. IT. Already! I, obviously, do not have a slave white or black. I did not tell those people to get slaves. An dif you MUST know, part of my ancestry WERE slaves. Yep, Native Americans were the first slaves in America.

So DON'T CALL ME A RACIST BECAUSE OF SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE DID. Especially when you are being racist against me by your teeny tiny self.

Thus being said, if you call me a cracker, I am going to reply with a nigger. And you are not going to demand I apologize. And you are not going to call me a racist.

And if you DO demand I apologize and call ME a racist, I am going to give you a huge mirror to look at yourself.

Compesh?

And yes, I know it's not the Christian thing to do. Shoot, it ain't even the humane thing to do. But JOHN BROWN IT I AM SO ANNOYED! Annoyed that I must watch my every move when daily, these African Americans walk all over me and throw racial slurs against me. Annoyed that any move I make will be labeled as my being a racist.