Well, the man of my dreams hasn't been in my dreams lately. In light of nearly all of my friends being married, engaged, or dating, my heart sighs and remembers I am fearfully and wonderfully made by the Creator. One day, a certain guy will steal my breath and make me giggle (take THAT, Mr. Man In My Dreams...you did NOT make me giggle!).
One day, I won't view couples kissing as vomit-inducing. {I HATE pda!}
One day, I won't roll my eyes in the movies when the award-winning kiss is shown {Seriously, who gives awards for THAT?!}.
One day, I won't shudder when I see a girl giggling at a guy doing some stupid something or other. {And I won't view the something or other as stupid either...I'll be all "That's so cute...giggle!"} I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Shudder.
One day, I'll understand why it is women feel the need to spend mass amounts of money on a stupid wedding day {The day won't be stupid to me either...but you probably guessed that.}
When the above happens, feel free to remind me of this post. :)
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